Our company is located in a small town (population 400), which is essentially a bedroom community. A bedroom community is best described as everyone works out of town. (This distinction is important later in the story.)
My adventures are many in the company and usually not funny at the time of each episode. It was a cold and wet days of rain in November. Only a trickle of tears miserable rain, and I was quiet in the house with a wood stove. My day started as normal as any other day, I sent all 3The children at school, all animals tested and started on my sewing project. In my opinion, the sty. We had two pigs, who later described the end of the month to be slaughtered, and both were close to € 400 per piece. We tried a new pen this year. We built all of pallets on a slope would be so easy to drain. And as we've ever had so many problems with the doors locked in the mud at the beginning we had no leads at all. We thought of the chainsawmake a door when we are ready to be slaughtered daily use were. Now, with all the rain was quite heavy and the idea started in the pen gradient that sounded good six months ago was still clogged with mud by the rain. They were more excited by the sloppy mess, and they were hungry all the time. I heard a lot of screams, but as usual, would cease to be the power lunch, and nothing unusual, her screams. I got up to finda spool of thread and saw something running through my window.
"How strange, I thought,
I have to imagine things and more about my work. Then I noticed the screeching just stopped and I saw something flashing through the window.
"Oh, well, 'someone who the dog is going on."
I better just in case I'm on my turkey, which were in an outdoor enclosure to investigate the attack. Now imagine my surprise, it was one of my pigs. My husband is big in New Jersey, children areSchool and all are working outside the city. (A bedroom community, remember?)
Okay, just calm down a bucket of grain and return to the pig pen.
Sounds like a simple task.
So I have some seeds and my pig is eating my tomatoes in my front garden. I shake the bucket, the pig does not take any notice of me;
Okay, keep trying, I'm cold and wet in the rain waving a bucket of grain and the nearest I am the pig, as far as I had. I feel aCars slowed down, and I see you, and Sheriff's Department. I am in great difficulty for a pig loose?
It 'was one of the members live here in town, she was on her lunch break.
"You're right, Mrs. King?"
"Yes, I am '
"I wanted the herd of pigs, because I want to ask one of my own to start"
"Well, today is not really the best time, I have this and I must once again in the spring"
She laughed and said, "about two people should be able to managethat "
Now let us turn in the pig and get her on the back of the house where she is the spring to go. Fine I see the hole and got out of other pigs in the spring. I have a temporary fence in front of the hole until you can get close enough to their other shoo in.
Both the deputy and I were in the bushes around the house, wet and cold. Well, the deputy thought that if they removed the temporary fencing and dump a pile of grain in spring, the pig onless would just go right back to this point I would like to try everything, I was tired, wet and tired to the bone hunting, the animal stupid.
To my horror, the pig decided according to their capabilities to the outside and down through the hole to grab and ran with her friend. I want to cry, I now have two pigs loose and rammed my pen is for turkey and trees near the house and dig and eat the siding from his house. We drove for anotherhalf an hour. At first I was like shook the bucket of pig pig pig called grain, now clenched teeth, use a bucket and murderous thoughts and scream PIG! PIG! PIG!
The deputy looked at my watch and said her meal was finished and my pigs stink, can not interfere with the breeding of pigs.
"What" you're not letting you? Do not have one, Tazer stun gun or what?
She laughed and said "No".
"What should I do if hit by aCar? "I asked.
"Quite simply, they say they are not your pig," said
"Everyone in town knows that my pig, I'm the only one that raises"
Well, they have left and I'm getting my hard earned money to walk down the street and out of sight. It 's our winter meat, and no gain on the sale of meat.
Now I had to do and think I saw someone walking, road and applause were the pigs before him. My neighbor across the street sawon his lawn, and drove them back my way. Well, I thought it might help me again in the spring. Then came John and asked if I have problems.
"Yes," I do not know what I have pins put in, at home or in their old pen.
Well, he has helped me chase them for an hour and he was damn tired of falling on the slippery turf and is forgiven in the bush and asked me if I am willing to give them was a butcher. Think he meant in the future,
"Oh, surewill in a few weeks "
"No, I mean"
"What do you mean here, right now?"
Yes
"No, I have no idea how to do it, and I have no tools to cut the meat."
"Oh, well, I do not know how"
And as always, I saw him leave me there alone with my problem.
I was so excited and watered. I went to try to understand something. I have no idea what I was doing, the children would not be home for another 3 hoursand people who work from the city for 5 hours.
I'm in and I see a truck on the train,
Everything is great now I need a client with all the mess going on now, and I see with my wet clothes and boots of mud and not terribly smelly almost anything.
I see a very old man jumps out of his truck with his stick. I asked if I could help him, and he said that someone called him and said I need help with my pigs. Not hard to seehe had in his 70 is light, had to be slippers and a string of old washing line for a belt. That's all that guy slip and fall and break something necessary. I do not need another problem for more.
No, ok, I'll just wait until the children are coming home.
He asked where I want to go to the pigs.
Meanwhile, the barn was the only option, once there I could easily get into a pen.
He looks at me and tells me to go in and have a cupTea.
What?
Go inside and make a cup of tea, eat pork, I see my neighbor's shrubs and again said what?
You are only going to be in the way, you need to calm down a cup of tea.
Well, if this guy thinks he's so smart, so you can chase after them all day.
I'm on the porch I saw the breaking of the stick on the sidewalk and say sweet pork was pork pork. The two pigs in their tracks and looked at him. And he repeated the same thing again. Thosetwo stupid pigs, the hunt for more than 4 hours in the rain, looked up and said: "Oh, the point of view of a beautiful man, let's see what he wants."
This elderly man who seemed so strange and out of place, he walked for two pigs right in the barn and closed the door.
I went into the stall and asked him how he managed.
"Oh we talk about best-looking, pig"
"I have at least 2 of the 4 hours I was chasing"
He laughed: "I've had pigs before and Ichasing my part "
I wanted to cry, but the relief of the pig, and caught the chase was finally over. Now you can come for a cup of tea, you earn.
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